Posts Tagged ‘When the levee breaks’

Governor Terry Branstad Of Iowa

June 9, 2011

Hey Terry,
Those days are here.Tell the Judges they can only marry same sex people on rainy days and Mondays ! Get out your prayer rug , jump up and down on one leg ! Start signing and put your petitions in Braille to that deaf and dumb deity your praying to to protect your great state of Sodomy and hogs from FLOODING along the Missouri River. Have you looked out your window lately ? Create jobs by starting rubber ducky factories , your constituents are your market . Play CLUMSY by Our Lady Of Peace for me will ya ? Come on now Terry and sing along … I’ll be watching you drown waving my hand watching you scream quiet or loud there’s nothing funny about this and ya really need a FRIEND ( Terry you need to pick a different Messiah to pray to as the one you’ve picked isn’t working for you , but don’t worry you won’t run out of false messiahs to choose from anytime soon as there’re at least a thousand more to choose from )… I’ll be watchin you drown ( Watching your levees fail and dams bursting ) Waving my hand watching you scream quiet or loud ( Screaming doesn’t seem to be working for ya either and this is where signing and Braille comes in handy)…and at the end of this song … and Jim Oldham and Jim Oldham ….

When the LEVEE Breaks .

June 7, 2011

Iowans , how are your levees holding up ? Is it time to RUN yet ? Hey Governor Branstad , is it time to start signing yet ? Writting your prayer request in Braille to your deaf and dumb deity you are praying too to save your state from disaster ? How many miles of Levees are going to fail this year ? The BIG  MIGHTY  MO  does  NOT come close to describing the mighty raging Missouri River . Do the people in Hamburg , Iowa wanna borrow my rubber duckie ? Hey , if I’m ever again in an Iowa Courtroom again , are you Governor Branstad , going to grant me Diplomatic Immunity as an Ambassador Of Our FURIOUS Heavenly  FATHER ? As a  WET  SCREECHING  PARROT of our Messiah ? I’m afraid you chose the wrfong Messiah to pray to out of the over 10,001 false ones to choose from ! Guess again and again and again , and step right up and make a spectacle of yourself . Whats your take on your Judges legislating from the bench , legal same sex marriages ? Must not bother you to much our you wouldn’t have run for Governor of the PIG Capital of the world . How many County Fairs are going to have pig shit fights this year ? How sad .

At any rate I’d like to request a song from Our Lady Of Peace . Yeah , CLUMSY  !  You might as well get use to the words Terry . I’ll be watchin ya drown  wavin  my  hand watchin ya scream quiet or loud and ya really need a friend ( Please choose the right FRIEND ( Messiah ) out of the over 10,001 false ones being preached in over 10,001 DIFFERENT  BRANDS  OF  CHRISTIANITY  ( Boy , Americans have nothing on the Hindus and their 10001 deities ) ) !!!!!!!  Thee’s nothin funny about this … I’ll be watchin ya drown   wavin  my  hand  watchin ya scream …………..  and  Jim  Oldham     and  Jim  Oldham     and  Jim  Oldham …….