When the LEVEE Breaks .

Iowans , how are your levees holding up ? Is it time to RUN yet ? Hey Governor Branstad , is it time to start signing yet ? Writting your prayer request in Braille to your deaf and dumb deity you are praying too to save your state from disaster ? How many miles of Levees are going to fail this year ? The BIG  MIGHTY  MO  does  NOT come close to describing the mighty raging Missouri River . Do the people in Hamburg , Iowa wanna borrow my rubber duckie ? Hey , if I’m ever again in an Iowa Courtroom again , are you Governor Branstad , going to grant me Diplomatic Immunity as an Ambassador Of Our FURIOUS Heavenly  FATHER ? As a  WET  SCREECHING  PARROT of our Messiah ? I’m afraid you chose the wrfong Messiah to pray to out of the over 10,001 false ones to choose from ! Guess again and again and again , and step right up and make a spectacle of yourself . Whats your take on your Judges legislating from the bench , legal same sex marriages ? Must not bother you to much our you wouldn’t have run for Governor of the PIG Capital of the world . How many County Fairs are going to have pig shit fights this year ? How sad .

At any rate I’d like to request a song from Our Lady Of Peace . Yeah , CLUMSY  !  You might as well get use to the words Terry . I’ll be watchin ya drown  wavin  my  hand watchin ya scream quiet or loud and ya really need a friend ( Please choose the right FRIEND ( Messiah ) out of the over 10,001 false ones being preached in over 10,001 DIFFERENT  BRANDS  OF  CHRISTIANITY  ( Boy , Americans have nothing on the Hindus and their 10001 deities ) ) !!!!!!!  Thee’s nothin funny about this … I’ll be watchin ya drown   wavin  my  hand  watchin ya scream …………..  and  Jim  Oldham     and  Jim  Oldham     and  Jim  Oldham …….

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